Too young and I'm not too big into the tan lines. I once dated a girl who asked me if I liked tan lines, I said "I guess they can be attractive sometimes," and she hated me because she didn't have them even though I didn't give a shit either way. She also once yelled at me while we were watching the Oscars "Salma Hayek has stretch marks!" and stormed out of the room. I have no idea to this day what the Hell she was talking about as she didn't even have stretch marks and I certainly wouldn't have ever mentioned them or cared about them if she did. God that B---- was crazy.
