Laura Dark's tight clenching dime sized asshole was the asshole that inspired the first three steps of the 12 Steps Of Assholes Anonymous> #1) We admitted that we were powerless over tight clenching assholes and our lives had become unmanageable as a direct result. #2) We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves can restore us back to responsible pussy lovers from stone cold sodomites. #3) We admitted to God , to ourselves and to another human being that assholes had driven us totally insane. The first three steps took 8 years and 122 days to write✍...