Poor Linsey Dawn McKenzie! The moment she boasted about fucking footballer Dean Holdsworth and rubbishing his 'ball control' in 'Screws of the World' (OOOPS! I meant 'News of the World') no man would touch her with a bargepole, biological or otherwise! She tried to chat up some Formula 2 drivers recently and got told to sod off back to Croydon with her 37FF boobs. Her sister Alison looks like her albeit blonde.
Steve.
